Jack & Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Jack said "Jill, you want a thrill?"
Jill said "Jack, that's sounds like a mad chill"
They took some drugs and they got ill,
Jill got dizzy, so did he.

They both got busy
and felt so free!
Never did it occur that the other may be affected with HIV

...and Women Are From Venus

ELEMENT:WOMAN, SYMBOL: WO+

Atomic Mass:Accepted as 53.6kg, isotopes may vary from 40kg-200kg

Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas

Physical Properties

1. Boils at room temp.
2. Freezes w/out any known reason
3. Melts if given special treatment
4. Turns bitter if used incorrectly
   
5. Is sweet if given proper care

Chemical Properties

1. Has great affinity for jewelries
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
3. May explode spontaneously w/out prior warning and for no known reason
4. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Common Uses

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sport cars
2. Can be great aid to relaxation

Tests

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy
2. Turn green when placed behind a better specimen

POTENTIAL HAZARD:
Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimen do not come in contact with each other

WARNING! PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS ELEMENT CAN CAUSE SEVERE FINANCIAL BREAKDOWN AND MENTAL DISTRESS. BE CAUTIOUS, ABOVE PROPERTIES ARE SHOWN BY ALL WOMEN WORLDWIDE

TrAnSfOrMeRs

Fuh!..transformers was freakin' awesome..definitely a must watch movie..watched it on the first day and Megan Fox was HOT and the new robots was so cool..the twin bots was funny..to those who haven't watched it yet..u guys better have ur asses there ASAP..

Dirty canteen

I'm afraid i bear bad news this time people..to the people that attend the same school as me I've found out that our school canteen reuse the styrofoam that we throw into the dustbin..screw them..luckily i dont buy their food..to those who do, i'd like to advise u guys buy finger food rather than those served in styrofoam..WTF!!

Joke (not by me)

Murid: Selamat pagi, cikgu.
Cikgu: (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi sahaja? Petang dan malam awak doakan saya tak selamat?
Murid: Selamat pagi, petang dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu: Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang dan penuh bermakna. Lagipun ini meliputi semua masa dan keadaan.
Murid: Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu: Sama-sama, duduk! Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari in cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang perkataan berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan perkataannya, kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan cepat, lawan bagi perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid: Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu: Saya tak mahu ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid: (senyap)
Cikgu: Pandai!
Murid: Bodoh!
Cikgu: Tinggi!
Murid: Rendah!
Cikgu: Jauh!
Murid: Dekat!
Cikgu: Keadilan!
Murid: UMNO!
Cikgu: Salah!
Murid: Betul!
Cikgu: Bodoh!
Murid: Pandai!
Cikgu: Bukan!
Murid: Ya!
Cikgu: Oh Tuhan!
Murid: Oh Hamba!
Cikgu: Dengar ini!
Murid: Dengar itu!
Cikgu: Diam!
Murid: Bising!
Cikgu: Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid: Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu: Mati aku!
Murid: Hidup kami!
Cikgu: Rotan baru tau!
Murid: Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu: Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid: Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu: Kamu gila!
Murid: Kami siuman!
Cikgu: Cukup! Cukup!
Murid: Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu: Sudah! Sudah!
Murid: Belum! Belum!
Cikgu: Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid: Sebab kami kurang pandai!
Cikgu: Oh! Melawan!
Murid: Ah! Mengalah!
Cikgu: Kurang ajar!
Murid: Cukup belajar!
Cikgu: Habis aku!
Murid: Kekal kami!
Cikgu: O.K. Pelajaran sudah habis!
Murid: K.O. Pelajaran belum bermula!
Cikgu: Sudah, bodoh!
Murid: Belum, pandai!
Cikgu: Berdiri!
Murid: Duduk!
Cikgu: Saya kata UMNO salah!
Murid: Kami dengar KeADILan betul!
Cikgu: Bengang kamu ni!
Murid: Cerdik kami tu!
Cikgu: Rosak!
Murid: Baik!
Cikgu: Kamu semua ditahan tengah hari ini!
Murid:Kami dilepaskan tengah malam itu!
Cikgu: *Senyap dan mengambil buku-bukunya keluar*

Wouldn't it be great if we can shut our teachers up as easy as that?

Ancient History

I was checkin out some of my ex-schoolmates blog..stumbled one with my ol pictures..haha..thx synna for the pics.. =DThis picture was taken 3 or 4 years ago..im the dude in the white shirt squating

Want to see how i looked last time?haha.this picture was 6years ago..im the dude at the most front with the grey collared shirt..really fat and really fair..haha


This is how i look now..haha..im the dude at the furthest to the right..big change huh?taller, tanner, and certainly in much better shape and hopefully better looking.. XD..rite..im feeling quite sleepy now..nites ppl

Haih!!

School today was a bummer and total waste of time..Johann skipped school to Global Cybercafe w/out me..ass..besides that we did Fermendation of alcohol during chemistry today..after recess our beloved moral teacher, Mrs.Sherily didnt enter class..physics was the worst part of all..we learned nothing..thank GOD my tuition teacher already taught us bout this topic..GOD BLESS Mr.Nada..see how boring this post is?oh anyways we did do some crap..

Polo stickers on Doug's hair..lol..see how lifeless were we?

Dropped by at esther's place today..watched twilight with her as she havent but wanted to watch..so did her elder sis nicole..anyways, thats all for this post..hope u guys actually had a better day than i did